Today, I played World Of Warcraft for the first time ever, logging on to The Soo’s account. Was fun, and I can see why it’s called Wowcrack. After a couple of hours gameplay, I had:
- Been challenged by a level 30 character to a duel. I was level 2 at the time.
- Been propositioned for sex. To be fair, they weren’t propositioning me specifically. They were propositioning everyone within earshot.
- Died twice.
- Been turned into a slug thing for a couple of minutes. And challenged to a duel whilst in this form.
- Killed many evil
giant ratskobolds. - Levelled up to level 6. Ding, maybe.
- Started using a shovel for a weapon. That’s it on my character’s back in the picture.
Will I go back? Yeah, probably. But I’ll need to look into starting my own account to make it worthwhile, which means moving house and getting my own internet connection. So not for a few months, at bare minimum.
Cynical Optimism 
But when you, Chris and Wayne all move in together you’ll have broadband & sky digital (Wayne needs something to do).
Lies. You’re hooked!
I’ll also have DoW DC, Guitar Hero II and Wayne to keep me entertained.
Heh.
Wayne will be our tea-monkey. I will cook the meat. You must service us in some fashion, monsignor geoff.
Just so you know, I don’t think I can live with a uterus-bearing human again, I’m just estrogened out. The OCD snorer ate the last of my chips. I am hungered and must sleep. Yes.
I will eat the meat, and drink the tea. It’ll be wasted otherwise.
As far as I know, I own no uterus. On the other hand, I’ve had two exes this year, and no one’s heard from them since I split up with them. Who knows where their internal organs are being kept… 😉
Once upon a time there was a lovely little sausage called Baldrick, and he lived happily ever after.
Also, the ‘Temple of Nod’ is now something hillier —>
I saw, and I like.
No, Dumas, look to thy blogroll.
Extra bonus points for the filmic reference.
That’d be The Shawshank Redemption. I’ll be having those extra points, s’il vous plait.
Notwelshman gains +5 in Geekery.
95 more and you’ll level up!
Ding!
(Another +10 for the ding thing, methinks)