Not because it denigrates the Daily Express, woeful propagator of utter bollocks. Aside from all the gumpf about DPoW, and being the originator of Rupert the Bear (who beats even Garfield, Family Circle and Fred Bassett as the world’s dullest cartoon character), the Express regularly makes up stories and hates everyone who doesn’t look like they were washed with Daz.
No, the article offends me because Chris can no longer complain. He doesn’t have to read the Express anymore, and hasn’t had to for well over six months. I on the other hand, have to read it to make my living. It is pushed in front of my cheerful face, which then become much less cheerful, while my intestines react accordingly to Richard Desmond’s – ah – organ and escape through my contracted rectum.
These bloody foreigners, coming in here and stealing our blognews…
(I admit it – I’m not offended at all. I just wanted an excuse to write that last line)
